Mike's Stand Up Routine

I am under lots of pressure. Our Dean sent out an email in which she invited everyone to our Sociologist dinner party. In this email she made the following comment:

"Reminder: A night of fun and friendship. Our own Mike will be performing his 'Stand-Up' Comedy Routine. You can't miss this one."

I am worried that she will take out her evaluation form and evaluate my performance. I need your help. . An engaged audience makes it easier for the performer. I want you to be interested in the topic of the skit. (I need your approval!) If you look to the right of the screen, you will see a set of topics that I can cover in my routine. Make a choice and I will have something ready before coming to dinner.
Please remember that I may not listen to the results of the poll!